well, long time no see. god i hate that saying.

blegh, chris and rob are in da olc so i'm trying to hide. acoording to them im looking up lesbian porn. (please do NOT ask) and i have just found out that my baby is due tomorrow. not that im pregnant or anything instead its actually chris whos pregnant.

again do NOT ask.

man im so bored. french was shite as usual. mrs peake has decided to up our homework amount. wah!!!

that's so not fair!!

blegh, everything right now is crud plus my hand really hurts. i was dead bored yesterday in maths so i started scratching my hand and just kept on scratching. so there are three raw icky things on the back of my hand from where it bled.

oops. its gone green as well.

ooh, i finally have a new e-mail address cos school banned hotmail and yahoo. it is of all things [email protected]. i hate cats though. great choice of e-mail huh?

oh and before you non existant readers get any weird ideas im not german and neither am i a vegetarian (grins and shows off her blood stained teeth, well maybe not quite!)

ooh!! speakin of teeth... I've had my braces off! and there so smooth! its kinda creepy! but i have to have a smelly (it isn't really smelly) retainer off for ages. wah, why cant i just have my teeth out?

i dont think my mum'd really approve if i got my teeth pulled out.

grr, school was poopy today. had science just and got squirted in the eye with water cos of abbey. she filled a syringe full of water, grrr.

and horror of horrors, we had english today. we are still studying old man and the sea. now im sure hemingway was a real nice dude and everything but man his book, i apologise, novella is boring!

its about an oooold man who is fishing and really wants to catch a fish. around 3 quarters of the speech is said by the old man. to the old man. and no hes not nuts (or so we are being told)

gah, i think ill go on quizilla to cheer myself up. hmm, i like the sound of finding out how i will die XD

ah well i cant be arsed to do that. i think ill ring my mum up and see if shell give me a lift then i can go up penkhull. oh crud ive got no money

oh hey did ya know i can served in my local off licence? im 14 and can get served for proper russian vodka! not european shit or anything!!

cool huh!!

okay bye!!!

-D.Land-