blegh, had a maths test... wah! but it was ok because one we could talk and basically shout out the answers to someone on the other side of the class, actually within mr lukes hearing and not get told off, and alos we had to do it in the back of our books so if we didnt get the answers from the friend across the room wed get it from our books. cool huh?

and we have another one like that tomorrow. but its for science and we can bring in textbooks, classbooks, internet stuff whatever. and we can refer to them as much as we like.

oh bugger, we're supposed to have a piece of french coursework for tomorrow. noooo. i hate french, ah well ill do it tonight after ive eaten and stuff. oh crap. why on earth couldnt we have chisen all of our subjects. i would have probs dropped french. we did actually discuss that in form when we were doing progress files.

-sigh- life is crap but the world has to suck i guess, else we'd fall off.

blegh, ims o cold i think my hands are gonna drop off and my hobo gloves have pencil sharpenings on it so i cant wear them.

my hands are absolutely filthy! i have lead on them, gel pens, ink and god knows what else!

oh this is hilarious. i just found it on mutedfaith.com. reeead it!!!

Things to Do in an Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's OK, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new

socks on."

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

arent they all fabtastic?

blegh, i wanna go to bed and just stay there forever and ever.

i feel so poopy right now. i had to buy lisa ANOTHER packet of crips today cos my baner *drumroll please* got a click through percentage thingy of 4.8!!! oh yes!!!!

i was really happy. speaking of banners my mum says that every other week or so she'll buy me some new banners which i find really creepy as this is coming from the mother who once refused to buy me a ten pence sweet mixture on the basis of the fact that it was too expensive!!!! man shes weird.

believ me she is incredibly weird. she once gave me a massive hug and so i asked her why she hugged me and appearently the dish washer told her to!!! and you people wonder why im weird? nah she isnt that weird. she actually hugged me cos of some weird 'god im so glad you're clever' reason. blegh!!

well i gotta go now!! byee!

-D.Land-